Giant Killer Shark: The Musical
Music & Lyrics: em....
Book: er...GIANT KILLER SHARK, MUTHAFUCKA!
Notes: Something short and sweet to get me back on track. I swear to God, this is an actual show, and it's either the best or worst thing to happen to the theatre.
(Scene: Copyright-Protected Island
Time: The story is timeless)
POLICE CHIEF: We have to close the beach!
COPYRIGHT-PROTECTED ISLANDERS: NO! OUR LEISURE! WAHHHH!
GIANT KILLER SHARK: (terrorizes)
COPYRIGHT-PROTECTED ISLANDERS: (are eaten)
POLICE CHIEF: (facepalm)
OUR HEROES: (get drunk; compare scars in slightly homoerotic way)
THE PLOT: (OMG, it's just like that movie!)
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