Giant Killer Shark: Decomposed

Giant Killer Shark: The Musical
Music & Lyrics: em....
Book: er...GIANT KILLER SHARK, MUTHAFUCKA!
Notes: Something short and sweet to get me back on track. I swear to God, this is an actual show, and it's either the best or worst thing to happen to the theatre.

(Scene: Copyright-Protected Island

Time: The story is timeless)

POLICE CHIEF: We have to close the beach!

COPYRIGHT-PROTECTED ISLANDERS: NO! OUR LEISURE! WAHHHH!

GIANT KILLER SHARK: (terrorizes)

COPYRIGHT-PROTECTED ISLANDERS: (are eaten)

POLICE CHIEF: (facepalm)

OUR HEROES: (get drunk; compare scars in slightly homoerotic way)

THE PLOT: (OMG, it's just like that movie!)

(Curtain.)

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